Maybe I need a day job.

In a year when Wall Street investment bankers are expected to collect $24 billion in paychecks, according to New York State Comptroller Alan Hevesi, it makes you wonder if working for the man might not be the way to go. Of course then you'd have to wrestle with your inner self over actually being the man, not to mention those incredibly constricting dress shoes.

Nah. It's the endless supply of Hot Pockets and Zena tapes for me.